115. Hold Your Breath
(If you're reading this right as it's been posted, or precisely some whole number of years afterwards, take a deep breath before you start reading. Hold it for as long as you can. If you finish reading before you must breathe, make a wish, and it will come true (Epistemic status: lol.).) Why must a counterfactual be breathed into being? The link between air and human volition by way of breath, speech, and the soul is well-attested; Latin roots have inextricably linked the breath to the soul and the soul to one's hopes. "While there's breath there's hope", as Latin would have it, and even the world "aspiration" is quite literally to "breathe for" something. But I think that the link goes deeper than that. Today is 11/11, for one, which is where our first case study starts. The custom of holding your breath at 11:11pm on any given day to make a wish is one of those strange bits of folk ritual that seem to have come from nowhere, righ...